The Twelve Days of So You Don't Have To: Santa's Slay
Let's be concise this year, shall we? One SYDHT post to rule them all? After all, there's a lot of truly offensive jokes, terrible puns, nonsensical plot devices and only two bright stars to get us through the night.
Join Dawn on her annual tour through a holiday-themed mess of a movie. From initial amusement, incredulous stammering, and finally, an exhausted final gasp, this year's movie, 2005's Santa's Slay, truly has something to tick off everyone.
On the twelth day of Christmas, this movie gave to me: Twelve hunters hunting, eleven seconds of zamboni, ten bulging muscles, nine townies fleeing, eight missing evil elves, seven tasteless cheap jokes, six pretty puppets. Five very dead strippers! Four random plot points, three damn door locks, two teen stars, and a very dead WASP-y family.
This is it. This is the end. The whole thing.
Check out the musicians behind our holiday intro and outro music:
Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Millstones (Electrohouse Remix) - millstones.bandcamp.com/
Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy by Zach Gibson - @zach-gibson-4
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